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the day i got fired from a shit job This is a short story about the day I got fired from NCR. It happened 3 days ago. Read More ... 01 May 2005 by Spencer | comments (119) Donovan’s wedding It was a lovely fall day. It was a great day for a wedding. The ceremony was really nice, right down to the singing pastors. Of course, the reception was to follow, and since I was friends with pretty much everyone in the wedding party, but was not related to anyone in the building, I pretty much had a license to be a complete jackass. And like other September 11ths before it, there was going to be a fair bit of damage done. Read More ... 19 Apr 2005 by Spencer | comments (1453) Drunk-Walk in the Dead of Winter Drunk level = sober Basically the night started just like any other friday night, Nelson, Spencer Crystal and I decided to get some booze, and get plastered. We went to the LC (Liqour Comission) and picked up a bottle of Rye, a bottle of vodka and (at Spencers request) a bottle of dirt cheap Champagne... This was the same night as the Tale "Why Spencer is called Sir Barfmaster". We began drinking.. Read More ... 10 Apr 2005 by Steve | comments (70) Concussion at TYC It was the last weekend of the year. Nelson and I decided to celebrate in style at the Tijuana Yacht Club. Nelson left the shadow at my place, and we walked. No point in risking getting a court case. Of course, no cars means no responsibility. I think I skipped class the day we learned about foreshadowing. Read More ... 02 Apr 2005 by Spencer | comments (0) Oktoberfest 2003 There’s not a whole lot to this story, but it gave birth to the nickname for my car. It was the first weekend of Oktoberfest (2003) and Ben, Nelson, Steve, and I decided to go for some drinks. We didn’t go on university night, however, oh no… we went on old person, oompa band night. When we got there, we found nothing but cougars and classic rock, aka nothing to do but drink. Read More ... 27 Mar 2005 by Spencer | comments (0) Lorette Beach Party I don’t remember the specific occasion or whether there was one; but Steve, Nelson and I were going to the Pemby on a Thursday night. We all had work the next day so we weren’t planning on drinking hard or anything, but when you go out for a couple beers with Steve and Nelson, sometimes you just don’t know…. Read More ... 22 Mar 2005 by Spencer | comments (0) Why Spencer is called Sir Barfmaster A couple weeks back we were pre-gaming before the bar. Spencer was pounding rye, beer and polished off a bottle of champagne...... Read More ... 22 Mar 2005 by Nelson | comments (0) Octoberfest: Munich. Germany. Journal. Octoberfest: The moment I arrived in Munich, I knew there was going to be trouble.. traveling with an Irish guy and an Australian guy, both looking for a good drunken beer fest.. Well we've found it. I have NEVER seen a party this big.. Read More ... 17 Mar 2005 by Steve | comments (0)